User Number: 4851925
Number of Posts: 107
WildWill *aka Wmnoe* is a professional couch indenter who resides in a nebulous area known as "Beverly Hills Adjacent." He's thirty-five years old, married and has a baby girl on the way. Sometimes when he's lucky he gets paid to write.
Strengths: "Flying fingers of doom", ability to remember even the most arcane triva - without the worry of being a viable contestant on Jeopardy, can cook a mean egg or three.
Weaknesses: Fat. I'm fat. And my self-esteem was crushed by women for the first 30 years of my life.
Special Skills: Pleasing my wife. Being able to have my driver license suspended.
Weapons: A wit sharper than a really sharp thingy
Things I collect: Trading cards and trading card games, DVDs, Comic Books, Action Figures, Lego, Pirates paraphenalia, Unused pieces of electronics